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Canadian folk legend Rejean Aboot has gone missing. Last seen November 25, 2000 at Ragtag's in Barbados. Good friend Smokey Bidet is concerned about his whereabouts. We know he's safe because he's called us. He just doesn't know where he is. Rejean is on severe anti-psychotics for his epilepsy and is pretty fried anyway. If you have any information about where he is, please contact us here at Boundary Waters Media.
He was last seen wearing a black stocking cap, a faded beige Baha, frayed khakis and a mismatching pair of flip flops. He was last seen in the company of a steel drum player named Eldon Morelli. He is known to frequent Montreal, Halifax and he loves Boston. Some likely places for him to go would be record stores, music shops, coffee bars and places that sell home organizing stuff (like milkcrate bookcases and such.)
Clues:
During Smokey's conversations since the disappearance Rejean said...
"I'm eating a lot of soup. Red soup with orange flecks."
If that means anything please contact us.
01/05/2000 UPDATE:
Boundary Waters Media Czar Eric Schwartz recently spoke to Rejean. I hopes of gaining some insight into where Rejean is Eric asked him to look outside and describe what he sees. Reajean responded with ...
"There's some ladies...oh and a cop...they're looking at me...oh crap I'm outside."
01/09/2001 Rejean recently wrote us saying that he'd seen Rejean Aboot: "I think I saw Rejean this last week. I was looking through this weird window above my bathroom
sink and I saw him in there, brushing his teeth. I remember thinking that was whacked, 'cuz I was
brushing MY teeth too, at the exact same time, and he was like mocking me -- movin' the same
way I was moving 'n stuff. So I don't know how he got in my extra bathroom (I guess I have two,
becuz I also saw a toilet and a really dirty bathtub through that window) but I told him to get the
hell out of my place. I think I hear the ice cream truck."
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