Pants Off

by Dale

SCENE STARTS WITH A DARK STAGE.

VOICEOVER

Dale Roe had one mission in life. To catch Steve Lord and make him pay for his crimes. But to catch him, he had to be him. (PAUSE) And to be him, he had to change places, to change…pants.

(THE LIGHTS COME UP, WITH DALE FAR STAGE RIGHT AND STEVE FAR STAGE LEFT. THEY FACE EACH OTHER, AND START MOVING SLOWLY. THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S PANTS. WHICH IS OBVIOUS BY HOW BADLY THEY FIT THE OTHER ONE.)

VOICEOVER

You won’t want to miss the action thriller of this fall! From the director of Broken Zipper, don’t miss Pants Off!

(THE TWO MOVE CLOSER, UNTIL THEY ARE ALMOST NOSE TO NOSE.)

DALE

Nice Pants.

BLACKOUT